Thursday, June 22, 2006

Hail Laloo

I have tried to become serious about things happening about me. The try, however, didn't materialize. I've decided that the series 'Observations of a fucked up Indian' can wait until something worth the article occurs.

Laloo...a tribute...

George Bush, Manmohan, Musharaff and Laloo have a conference with GOD to find out the fate of their ideologies.

Bush: God...when will I see the end of terrorism in this world?
GOD: Not in ur life time son. I'm sorry...
Bush: (with tears in his eyes) (leaves)
Manmohan: God...when will i see a Kashmir free of terrorism?
GOD: Not in ur life time son. I'm sorry...
Manmohan: (with tears in his eyes) (leaves)
Musharaff: God...when will I see Kashmir as a part of Pakistan?
GOD: Not in ur life time son. I'm sorry...
Musharaff: (with tears in his eyes) (leaves)
Laloo: God...when will I see Bihar as the most prosperous state in the country?
GOD: (Silent)(tears start pouring down)
Laloo: (dumbstruck) God...what happened? did I make a mistake?
GOD: No my son, it's not your mistake...that won't happen in MY lifetime...

6 comments:

Unknown said...

i didn't knew you had a blog man !!
good joke.

a_n_u_r_a_g said...

Move over Bihar, Laloo now runs India's railways. BEWARE!!

Anonymous said...

Work-outable, wasn't it?
`L

Paras Shah said...

hahaha.

K K Kishore said...

gud one

Anonymous said...

Wowww. Hope you get admission into topmost B-schools in your lifetime darling.